TK IN DA HOUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GURL I THINK DIS BOOTAY RITE HERE SHOULD BE THE... MUTHA... FUKIN...ADMIN. GURL, SHANIQUA HERE WILL WOOP ANY DUMB HOES WHO DARE DE-FAAAIIIIIII MA AUTHORITAAAAY. OH LORD N JESUS, MOSES N VIRGIN MARY I BEHOLD DEM MUTHA FUKIN LIL NIGGAS MA FOOT OF FURY. KIKIN N MUTIN DEM N SHIT. DEY BE SURE AS HELL 2 BEHAVE. MMMMMMMMHMMMMMMMMMM.
SCENARIO:
-lil niga com on serva n starts mic spamin-
-NEGRO POUNCE- OH LORDY LORD, SWEET BABY JESUS, LEMON SQUEEZY, HOT SPICY CHICKEN BURGERS WITH MAYO N WATER MELON JUICE, IMA POUNCE ON DAT BITCH ASS NIGGA SO FAST DAT AINT NON OF TYRONE'S HOME BOYS BE DONE WHIPPIN DER DIK OUT FO MA LUSCIOUS HOME GROWN, MUMMA OWNED TWERKIN WERKIN BOOTY.

BACK IN MA GHETTO NEIGHBOURHOOD I WAS BORN N BRED LIKE A GOD DAMN ZULU WARRIOR. GOTTA PROTECT MA GOD DAMN CHIKIN DATS RITE. I SEE A HOMEBOY CREEPIN IN MA CRIB, REACHIN HIS DIRTY MUTHA FUKIN HANDS ON MA LEFT OVA KENTUCKY FRIED CHIKEN BONES AND BAM, NIGGA GOES RUNIN OUT MA DOOR LEAVIN SHIT TRAILS LIKE HE LOST IN DA WOODZ. HE B RUNIN N I B HEARIN LIKE -ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop-.

I AM A PROUD, BLACK AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMAN. I AINT FEARIN NO BODY CHU NO WUT IM SAYIN?
I WILL LAUNCH MA KICKING BOOTS UP EVERY TROLLER'S GOD DAMN ASSHOLE SO HARD, DAT ITS BIG ENUF TO LAUNCH KIM JONG UN'S ROKETZ.
NOW I CAN B SCARY AS FUK. IF U AINT MAKIN DIS BITCH RITE ERE ADMIN...
then chu need god damn jesus. MMHHHMMM.