Story about Captain Bubbles

*if this story has spolling mistakes in it, fuck you I don't even care

It was a warm bright shining day as the suns rays lit up the prepubescent posters of "Justin Bieber" and numerous figurines of characters straight out of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". It also shone upon something else. A particulary large, flesh coloured blob positioned in the corner of two single sized beds held together by some strained, tearing duct tape. The blob moaned and groaned as it took up the monumental task of rolling onto it's back, something it had only seen done in the movies, and read about in his manga comics. What we can only assume is a "he", reached out and grabbed his Waifu Pillow and kissed it for good luck, trying again to sneak a peak at it's undies but again being let down by the fact that it was a 2D image printed on a cotton stuffed sheet. His face turned red and his miniscule penis retracted itself into his abdomen as he strained his entire body to move over onto his back. The event could only be described as a rectangle made out of concrete trying to be flipped over by ants. Not even good ants either like Bull Ants or Army Ants, those really small ants that you find like lying on the floor doing nothing. He summed all the strength he could and with one great push, managed to move himself 5cm's to the right a little. He then gave up and yelled for his mother to roll him over, as was his daily routine. Now awake and upright, he could begin his day.

As he did everyday, he started by removing his limited edition Amazing Spider-Man footed pyjamas and slipping on his Rainbow Dash onesie. He then flung his Satin Morning-Cape (patterned with penises of both different sizes and colours (although they were mostly big black ones), and topped his ensemble off with a Vintage 1930's woolen felt Fedora. Swinging his walking stick, that also dabbled as a magicians cane, he set out for the day. To his computer. The satisfying whirl of computer fans, the beeping and booping of the system startup, and seizure inducing LEDs that covered his rather flamboyant phallas shaped computer case were all too much for Captain Bubbles, as he ejaculated into his own whitey tighties. "Gosh darnit, not again! Mom! I need an underwear change ASAP!". This battle-cry was all too familiar for Captain Bubbles poor mother as she opened the draw labelled "happy computer startup cumtime spare panties", not to be mistaken by the "saw a girl and came spare panties". She trudged up the stairway, cursing under her breathe at how she wishes she'd have the courage to hang herself, but instead had to deal with her sons cummy underpants every single day. Captains mother's had to spend nearly all her paycheck on, what turned out to be, basic commodities to server her son, which included: underpants, fedora polish, Neopet Virtual Credits and a surplus just incase Lauren Faust decided to sell her own hair which Captain would undoubtingly need to have. Captains Mom had a hard time paying the bills, and most of the time had to whore her own body out to strange men just to make ends meat. These "meetings of mysterys" as Captain had decided to label them, happened almost always at their own house, seeing as Bubbles was almost always in his room, except every once a week where he held his annual, "MLP Fan Appreciation Club/Clopping Club/Furry Fanficts and Furry Encounters Club" meetings, in which case she would try her luck in the ally way behinds the nearest Bunnings.

Anyway, back to Bubbles!

With a new pair of boxers he could set off again into his magical adventure of Internet goeing that he had become addicted to. He trolled threads on his precious "FourChan" and read all of the newest articles in the Encyclopedia Dramatica (in which you couldn't convince him for a second aren't true). He giggled lightly as his figured ran across the cold lifeless screen of his computer monitor, sliding over the bumps that were created from the 3D Stickers of all his favourite Animes and TV series, lingering of course over the stick of Rainbow Dash, feeling the subtle indents he had made for her private parts. "Oh Rainbow Dash, you're so naughty! Oh...okay, I guess I could finger you again, just because I love you so much though!". He then proceeded to scratch at the crotch of the sticker, again, soiling his boxers and again calling for his mother. "Oh wow Rainbow Dash, you're so good...I think I'm in...love...with...TF2 LOL TROLLED!111!!11!!!1". He chortled in delight as he moved his mouse (which he had to have custom made seeing his hand is so gorged over with fat that his hand resembles that amputees leg or arm stub) toward the TF2 Icon that he had centered on his Desktop. "TF2 LOL HARDER BETTER FASTER GABEN! HEUHEUHEUHE 420 BLAZE IT!" he cried as he rocked back and forth in his chair, soiling his already ass crack sweat drenched underwear. "Dear lord, these graphics...these mighty mighty graphics...that of a real life perspective, whatever real life is". He wept in the sight of the Spy holding his gun "sensually". He scrolled through his server favourites, most of which were Pony Play RP's and numerous Fox Boxx maps and found his most beloved online community, "Multiplay, Operation: Saorise". His pants bulged ever so slighty, as his tiny erection, resembling that of a baby carrot, strained his pants. He unbuckled his snake skin belt with the custom Ace Venture: Pet Detective belt buckle and unleashed the Krakken. Furious masturbation was his only release and he was willing to do it until he felt satisfied. 10 seconds later, he joined the MOPS server. He was greeted by the most industrious, sexy, smart, good at writing stories, just generally one of the best people in the world. That person, was named Dotro. "Ah yes, Dotro. The light of my life, my muse, the reason I wake up in the morning." He stroked the multiple pictures of Dotro (basically pictures of the Queen of England with a "Dotro" name tag on them) and came a bit. He typed "Fuck you Dotro you cunt" seeing as that was the only way he knew how to communicate with the love of his life. Dotro naturally responded, "Love you too Captain". This sent Captain Bubbles over the edge. His palms became sweaty, his knees began to shake, his heart pounded like his mothers strangers would do to both her ass, vagina, mouth and face. "OH DEAR LORD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DOTRO" he passionately cried as he whipped out his cock that even a baby would say "God damnit that's small". The smell of bacon wafted all through his room from both the impressive friction and the literal pieces of bacon stuck between Captains fat folds. "I THINK IM GONNA C-C-C-CUMBO BREAKER!". The room had been white-washed with semen, which too be fair, had already been fairly crusted over with last years cumbo breaker. Unfortunately, this epic explosion of human waste products, as both all ends of his body released their bi-products, was too much for his already (literally) buttered up body, and he soon suffered from a major heart attack. He yelled at the top of his lungs "MOM IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK PL0XLE HALP ME!" but as his mother had grown to hate his "little" boy, she pretended not to hear him.

Years later, the household of the late Captain Bubbles is a prosperous place, with a shrine dedicated to remembering Captain Bubbles had been erection by his mother, such as the Japanese has a museum dedicated to the atomic bombings as to learn from their mistakes, because that's what his mother was doing. Because Captaib Bubbles was one of the biggest mistakes of her natural life. No longer did she had to whore herself out to pay for her songs horrible life, and she lived happily every after.

The End

p.s captain is a fag LOLOLOLoLoLOLoolLooLooloolOWLDOALWdolWOlVee

p.s den his sistr caem into his room while he wuz ded nd den she fukd him in da but cuz his sistr waz real e his bro lol buttfuk fuk u russian lawd

p.ss.ss den afta his bro finsihd in his but his dad caem in da rom and but fukd his but nd his bros but cuz incest lol den his mum caem into da room an had sexs with him nd his bro den his dad den his dad nd his bro nd dey all caem at da saem time den his sis caem in2 da room nd dey had ssseeeexxxx with his dad nd den him den his bro den his mum den his mum nd his dad and his bro nd him and incest happened nd dey all caem happily evr afta but dont forget dat captain was dead the whole time lolololol

Sweet story Dotro

I cannot stress this enough.
If you spot any spelling mistakes please refer to the top sentence of the story.

True Story

True Story

New fave story of all time

This has a lot of spelling mistakes and you should care/be ashamed of yourself.

You should join the anti-bubbles group

^

xD Can't actually stop laughing xD

Everyone Join the anti Bubbles group. Show how Mature you are!

oOPIDDYOo wrote:Everyone Join the anti Bubbles group. Show how Mature you are!

link pls

TENTACLE_BOSS wrote:

oOPIDDYOo wrote:Everyone Join the anti Bubbles group. Show how Mature you are!

link pls

Apparently it was taken down. But I have heard rumours of a 'secret h8rs groop' It consists of a whopping 3 people (gregg,scribble,crash)

oOPIDDYOo wrote:

TENTACLE_BOSS wrote:

oOPIDDYOo wrote:Everyone Join the anti Bubbles group. Show how Mature you are!

link pls

Apparently it was taken down. But I have heard rumours of a 'secret h8rs groop' It consists of a whopping 3 people (gregg,scribble,crash)

I think this page should be the official hate group, seeing as it has one of the most inspirational stories of the century featuring Captain Bubbles himself. So, SCRIBBLE! GREGG! CRAASH! GET IN HERE!

#capsacunt #fuckcap #kony2012

Post needs necromancy.

Even more nercromancy.

TehBigMac wrote:Post needs necromancy.

What else could give it away, its the number one most viewed thread on the forum.

its almost as if gregg and his pals saw "Story of captain bubbles" and instantly thought WOAH someone else hates bubbles, LETS RECRUIT.

question, when was the last time gregg showed up.